Your Dining and Affection Selections for this evening….

“My name is Rob and I’ll be your Kitteh Carrier for this evening. We have 3 selections, the Storm Kitteh, a thinner, more energetic kitteh, subtle, & very flavorful w/o much squeak. 2nd is the Bonney Kitteh, a more robust profound kitteh…heavier, but laden w/affection. The Bonney Kitteh is smooth & filling with a denser personality & a heavier presence. My personal recommendation is the Gehenna Kitteh, an exceptionally soft & squeaky kitteh. It only comes in dark mocha & is very delicate. Exceptionally squeaky.”

THIS is why I love my husband.